Drink 1:
-"then" is added unnecessarily to the end of a sentence (listen closely, you'll drink a lot more)
-If it's snowing
-"Margie" is said.
-Someone puts on a parka.
-Every time the quiet kidnapper speaks.
-Someone says "funny looking"
-"You Betcha" is said.
Drink 2:
-Someone has to scrape their windshield.
-"Fargo" is said.
-If someone dies.
 :-Every time Steve Buschemi says "I'm not going to debate you; I'm not going to debate!"
Drink 3:
-When "mallards" are mentioned.
-You see a grain elevator.
-Every time someone says "Yes." (very rare).
-Every time someone uses an ice scraper as a marker.
Finish drink (Unless you're doing a movie marathon):
-When you hear the word "wood chipper"
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